He could have told the boss that his “Mamma tried to raise him better, but her pleading he denied. That’s leaves only him to blame ’cause Mamma tried”…
Drivers driving on the right side of the road because Napoleon was left-handed and needed to swing his sword from the opposite side from how the British drive on the left side of the road.
Same situation as that classic movie by Laurel and Hardy: “Helpmates”. when Oliver’s wife was coming home and he just threw a wild party the night before.
Reminds me of the Monty Python’s skit, “Cheese Shop”.