Unfortunately, no employers will train their help any more. They expect them to arrive fully trained, with years of experience, and be ready to step into the job the first day with no breaking in period. I’ve been where Rat is, and my son has been where Rat is for several years now. Strip is more true than funny. Neither of us has strangled anyone yet, but…
PS There is no use lying on your resume. They have ways of checking up on you, and if you falsified anything, you are automatically OUT.