If a spider that grotesque scuttled that fast back into my house, It would be the central vac for him. And he wouldn’t be “pooping up” again anytime soon.
Spanking isn’t violent. I would much rather get my kid’s attention with a few whaps on the bottom than have her misbehave until she’s hurt or in prison someday. One day it’s throwing a can of root beer, years later it’s drugs and crime. Parents have to love their kids enough to discipline them. Sometimes “time out” is just time for them to tune out.
LOL! Awesome! Shoelace nest :) Dana is so creative. This strip is a treasure trove of comic intelligence that one would sadly miss if they didn’t read it daily :)
LOL! Love “SPLUH”!! The other ones were sounds one would actually hear someone emit out of frustration or disgust, or indignation, but the last one…. that one was either Dakota grasping at straws or Dana being hilarious :)
For those of you “suck it up Elly” people who don’t know, Lynn based the John character on her own husband, and the Elly character on herself. She suffered emotional and verbal abuse at his hands, so every comment you make insulting Elly, is Insulting Lynn. Every woman I know who has been in a bad relationship knows exactly whatr John is doing. If my husband continually spoke to me like that, he’d literally get a frying pan over the head.
Sentence structure error: “How fast IS a car”