Well, it sure as hell ain’t MSNBC!
There are better ways to fly.
Only 15? Explosion must have been a bummer
My doctor opened a hot dog stand?
Ponzi ATMs!!
Gov. regulated fences – the same ones around construction zones – hold nothing in – hold nothing out…
If you’re driving the speed limit that means your driver’s license has been revoked, you’re illegal, or you’re on some life enhancing assistance of some sort…
There’s a lot of “fly over America” that ain’t in Iowa – and we’re just plain pissed!!!
Keep your “pear butt” down and your chin (oops, no chin) – well, head up. Your good looks are beyond “wilting”.
It’s those warm, toasty, FIRM buns in the bag!
Well, it sure as hell ain’t MSNBC!