Just wear a friggin’ T-shirt that says “Please forgive me for everything I’ve ever done; I’m so sorry; now get off my neck” and get it over with in one shot.
Fifteen years later, Pastis’ appreciation of the public’s obliviousness to exactly these specifics about China has finally been elevated by – Trump himself, as President. Perhaps Pastis got the idea from Trump in 2005. Greatest President in history.
Just wear a friggin’ T-shirt that says “Please forgive me for everything I’ve ever done; I’m so sorry; now get off my neck” and get it over with in one shot.