Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 04, 2005

Transcript:

"Do you realize that while most people in this country spend more than they have, people in China earn just a few dollars a day and somehow manage to save fifty percent of their income?" "Added to this is the fact that China is building one of the world's largest manufacturing bases at a time when this country is shipping its manufacturing base overseas." "Meanwhile, as this country spends a huge chunk of its resources building schools and bridges in Iraq, China is undergoing a massive military buildup, even purchasing offensive missiles to be deployed near Taiwan, a nation we're pledged to defend." "I don't mean to be a 'Chicken Little' here, but man, isn't that all a little worrisome?" "Did you see 'The Apprentice' this week?" "Did I? Of COURSE I did!" "I see you're quite concerned." "Dude dude check this out...YA FIRED! HAHAHA!" "No no no lookitme lookitme YA FIRED! HAHAHA!"