Cap’s never read a comic written by Stan Lee
Time for a Red Wedding
Ok, no hot chick or niece to La? I’m outta here
Like anyone is gonna wanna touch that letter after being in Tarzan’s groin for a couple days. In a desert.
As well as minty breath. Wonder if Jane knows about her husband spending weeks alone in a jungle withsomeone maybe younger? And the sleeping arrangements?
The slimy lizard isn’t the only thing that quivered and collapsed
Wait for it. They’re sisters.
Why is she dressed like a villainess from Terry and the Pirates?
Tarzan knows what coming next and is thinking “Princess La said she had a sister around here”
Also the way she was sizing up his fathers knife
Cap’s never read a comic written by Stan Lee