Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for March 25, 2021
March 24, 2021
March 26, 2021
Transcript:
Ralston: Cap, what're you doing? Captain Victorious: Oh, I'm increasing the earth's gravity. Ralston: Why? Isn't that against the laws of nature? Captain Victorious: I got my powers from nature. Anything I do is, by definition, "natural". Ralston: Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should. Captain Victorious: Well, what's the point of having a power if you're not gonna use it? Ralston: But that doesn't mean you're using it, right? Captan Victorious: I can use it however I please! I'm the decider of how to use my own power. Ralston: The problem with that attitude is you've shut off any chance for discussion! If anyone disagrees with you, they've got no choice but to fight you to stop! Captain Victorious: Yeah, but who would disagree with me? Dynaman: Uh, Cap? A word?
Dang! I thought I put on weight from the pandemic quarantine. It was just Captain Victorious messing with gravity.