I’m reminded of a story we had to read in college about pound laundry. About future archeologists unearthing Washington. Just to show us how things could be misinterpreted.
A sign in the bar says “we don’t serve strings”. So, the string, bring thirsty makes a loop in himself at one end and separates the strands. Walks into the bar and the bartender says, “Hey, you’re not a string are you?” He answers, “Nope, frayed knot”.
Most coke freestyle machines have Mr. Pibb