Go buy the one on sale, then return the unopened package with the first receipt showing the full price paid. Many retailers now will refund the difference between the full price and the sale price if you purchased right before the sale started.
Aww come on, it’s not that hard. It’s like Stage Right, if you’re on stage and looking at the audience it’s your right. If you’re flying in formation, the right side is along the right side of the lead duck. -—>
Zonk DID just drop acid. Uncle Duke’s influence, of course.