Questionable Quotebook by Sam Hepburn for December 24, 2023

When is someone going to tell the truth that there is no Santa?

OMG! Heaven forbid!!

Never, I hope.

As someone on the Nice list, I hope nobody ever breaks the system.

As someone on the naughty list….NO MORE COAL…..

I’m doing the best I can.

“Santa, I really think you’d understand! Pull up a chair, have some cookies and milk, and picture this… ".

Spectrum is always “naughty” l hope you don’t have to use it (ISP)…

I didn’t know what I didn’t know. I still don’t.

John Cougar Mellencamp, “Jack & Diane”

just “doing the best they can”…

[Bridge]Gonna let it rock, let it rollLet the Bible Belt come and save my soulHoldin on to sixteen as long as you canChanges come around real soonMake us women and men

[Chorus]Oh yeah, life goes onLong after the thrill of livin’ is goneOh yeah they say life goes onLong after the thrill of livin’ is gone

[Outro]A little ditty about Jack and DianeTwo American kids doing the best they can

Nauice.

Just how naughty have you been, Sam?

I do the best I can. Not sure it matters in the general scheme of things.