Rabbits Against Magic by Jonathan Lemon for June 18, 2024

“Forget the toast. I’ll have the penne all’arrabbiata.”

from the “Death Star Canteen” routine by Eddie Izzard.

My toaster burns Darth Vaders face into the toast. Yes, I an that much of a nerd.

Darth has a light sabre that specializes in bad pun evisceration!!

All toast is burnt, it’s literally the definition of toast…burnt bread. Degree…different argument.

The Big Bang Theory featured an episode about Sheldon instructing Bernadette in the myriad versions of toast (French, Melba, etc.). My favorite was the Star Wars toast, which featured a light side and a dark side…

May the FARCE be with us!

Eightball, i am your father

“I find your lack of marmalade disturbing.”

So that’s what that smell is. So no brain tumor? What? Who said that?

I see that Eight-ball has a Mr. Wriggly refrigerator magnet…!

These are not the breakfast breads you are looking for.

Mr. Wiggly: He isn’t here personally, but he is a magnet on the refrigerator.