Randolph Itch, 2 a.m. by Tom Toles for December 14, 2023

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    tudza Premium Member 9 months ago

    What, they have Rockin’ Robin in the coffin?

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    braindead Premium Member 9 months ago

    Play the Crypt Kicker Five.

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    Ken Norris Premium Member 9 months ago

    I heard that years ago some people were so afraid of being buried alive that they had extension phones put in their caskets…

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    mokspr Premium Member 9 months ago

    Could be worse, instead of hearing the ring tone coming from the coffin it could be a moaning voice saying " BrAiNz! "

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    tcayer  9 months ago

    Maybe they’re calling to tell him he’s “late?” Or maybe the line is dead?

    I’ll show myself out.

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    Beowulf 406 Premium Member 9 months ago

    Just because your dead is no reason to be off line.I mean your car warranty may be about to expire as well.

    Yeah, l’ll leave with @tcayer.

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