Reality Check by Dave Whamond for November 09, 2014

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Reality Check Hon, wake up... The baby is texting us again. It's your turn... Go see what he wants. Baby Text Abbreviations LMO: let me out! HFD: half-full diaper COL crying out loud C4NR: crying for no reason IB-BBB: I'm bored bored bored bored LTIC: laughing til I cry ROFPMR: rolling on the floor, peeing my pants PTBHOA: pulled Teddy bear's head off-again TMICMO: this mobile is creepin' me out! WYUL: wake you up later 2P2P: too pooped to poop IFMITRAPOHTAYFASA: I find myself in the rather awkward position of having to ask you for a snack again SOMY: sick of me yet?