Reality Check by Dave Whamond for October 25, 2015

OMG. Of course she said sodium! Besides, Pepper, you would probably have made her sneeze!

She said we just didn’t have the chemistry.

Keep looking. Most say Na, but a few say ’K.

Try peppering her with compliments

He hasn’t a Cl(ue).

But they go so good together, like… well like, salt and pepper.

Go get you some sugar.

If one says ’K, take a good look in bright light. Some are from retirement centers and some are salt substitutes.

Too much K+ will stop the heart.-And, the next day probably being Sunday, do they attend a Shaker’s church?

o my god that hurt