Reality Check by Dave Whamond for August 07, 2016

Don’t make the plumber mad until after he finishes the job.

Treat him right or this plumber may crack.

Right, butt crack exposure.

True that. You try calling out four plumbers or electricians on a Saturday night to work for three hours and then offer to skip on the bill and see what happens.

Musicians, photographers and other visual artists should be paid just like anyone else.

There is actually no work a plumber can do from the bowl. If a snake can’t clear it the bowl mush be removed from the floor. At least try to be realistic.

Hey lady, hand me the wench.

Or you just do the work and they refuse to pay.

Plumber and wife on the job, and his “cleavage” is showing. She reached over and pulled his pants up and commented, “It’s cold out here, by cracky!”