Reality Check by Dave Whamond for December 21, 2017

C’mon Ralph. “Good” is a pretty loose term when used around fruitcake.

I like to eat the marzipan off the top.

Must be something wrong with me. I like fruitcake (no “s”) this time of year!

No wise man ever gives fruitcake…unless it’s to patch a place in your driveway…

The wisest men (and women) won’t be home for the offering.

Fruit cake jello.

i like the ‘dark’ fruitcake with the marzipan on top. Eat the whole thing in one day usually.

TIM!

He tried giving it to the animals. They didn’t want it either.

All fruitcake is redeemable if soaked in the strong spirit of choice (mine is rum, but I hear that brandy or bourbon are also popular!) for a few days.

Nowhere in the bible does it say there are three wise men. It just says they brought three gifts. Many could have chipped in on them.

What I am curious about is did the wise men ride wise asses?

For those who want to pass along Fruitcake, remember Habitat For Humanity……they can always use extra drywall.

Es sind ihrer drei und sind nicht ihrer vier:Und wenn zu dreien der vierte wär,So wär ein heilger Drei König mehr.

This is pretty much a ripoff of a “Farside” cartoon by Gary Larson… shame!!