Reality Check by Dave Whamond for May 17, 2018

Seagulls are not called sh*thawks for nothing.

I suspected as much. They kept saying, “Cheap, cheap, cheap.”

I’m hating it.

There is always a McDonalds nearby, as the crow flies.

There’s a “historic” drive-in restaurant in Atlanta where you can find pigeons who eat there every day. The birds’ wings are coated in grease and oil from eating the fries, burgers and what-not they find, and when they shake their heads, oil goes flying in all directions. Yuck!

I thought it was the result of lazy cartoonists.

The birds around Booger King look like crowns.

The Birds was a documentary about seagulls and a bag of french fries!

Would like to hear the birds fart like they really were there.

I just remembered a Mel Brooks movie “high Anxiety” where some birds in a roof somewhere are spurting sour cream on one of the head of one of the actors below