Reality Check by Dave Whamond for November 01, 2019

Well Ralphie, you could be Frank and I could be Ernest, but then this would be a whole different comic strip.

Ah, wintertime. The one time of the year when ale men are created equal.

Glad I don’t live where it gets that cold. Would hate for my hotdogs to shrink like that one.

Reminded of an infamous Seinfeld clip: “I WAS IN THE POOL!!!” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcovHHOCtpQ

I’ll never look at another wiener the same….

Shrinkage, Jerry! Shrinkage!

Good Lord, I just snotted hot coffee out my nose.

This kind of humor could land Mr. Whamond in a penal colony if he’s not careful.

The schlong- awaited shrinkage toon has become a reality.

Put it in a warm place and eat it there.

It is a tit bit nipply out there!

he hates it when people size up his weenie…

This is some kind of dysfunction.

I’d probably skip the Chesnuts today.

I must admit… this one made me laugh! Now, I think I’m supposed to be ashamed.