Reality Check by Dave Whamond for November 16, 2019

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    juncarlo  about 5 years ago

    “Oh, forgive me, I was seeing other balloons.”

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    pschearer Premium Member about 5 years ago

    “You have lovely eyes. Or so I’ve been told.”

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    Farside99  about 5 years ago

    But what I saw in your speech balloon wasn’t even half as interesting.

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    Zebrastripes  about 5 years ago

    Oy

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    tmi520  about 5 years ago

    Squirrel!

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  about 5 years ago

    Your fishtail ponytail is distracting.

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    zeexenon  about 5 years ago

    Three buns. Is this Total Recall?

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    TLH1310 Premium Member about 5 years ago

    I have a hearing issue and when voices are in a certain range it sounds like mumbling, so I lip-read when talking face to face. I have occasionally been told “My eyes are up here.” My reply is “I’m sorry, but your lips are a little lower” then have to explain my hearing issue.

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    dwagner200  about 5 years ago

    We prefer bullet points over long conversations.

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    cuzinron47  about 5 years ago

    There’s certainly nothing to see down below.

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    David Peters  about 5 years ago

    “Women who deliberately expose their balloons, should expect them to be observed…”Confucius, after a few beers!

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    tinstar  about 5 years ago

    He was trying to keep abreast of the conversation, but, she was making him feel like a boob.

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    David Peters  almost 5 years ago

    Maybe she wanted him to feel a boob?

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