Reality Check by Dave Whamond for August 13, 2020

That’s why the driver’s seat is pulled all the way forward and he’s got two cushions behind him.

Think he’s compensating for something? ;D

Hmm… small hands, wants to be king, always trying to impress the ladies, full of hot air, monster…DT Rex maybe?

Hey, Dave!! Even Monster trucks need 4 tires.

If he can’t reach the wheel, he’ll be known as T-Wrecks…

Gee, don’t we all know someone with tiny hands and a small demented brain?

Doesn’t he realize that truck runs off of his ancestors?

Now we know the ‘T’ means TINY.

So, instead of a Mammalian decent, Trump is descended from Saurians?

…and his truck sounds like the tar pits.

… it’s how you use them, Ladies.

That’s why it’s an automatic.

“He’s looking over here, he-saurus.”

Love their eyelashes before scales.

Hmm, that truck must be enormous; how much was gas back then?

or tiny something…

An odd motorcycle, these guys haven’t created oil for us yet.