Reality Check by Dave Whamond for November 20, 2020

Shouldn’t that be ‘go kilo sand’ Ralph?

But Luke, I am your Fathom.

You have to hand it to Luke.

The Rolling Stones would become the Rolling 6.35029 Kilos. May the farce be with you.

Luke, your days are numbered and measured!

But metric is based upon imperial. If you don’t believe me, go try to buy a metric ratchet. They are all imperial. You can’t use a metric socket without an imperial ratchet!

May the pound foot per second squared be with you.

Sure, just abandon avoirdupois units, it proves that you just don’t give a dram.

Take your metric and shove it, I can always convert if need be.

And No… a 14mm is not just as good as a 9/16ths.

American values are funny.. they abandoned the British measure of money but kept distance, weight and temperature.. I guess, because its French they refuse to consider it.

How many stormtroopers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Lack of feet? I thought it was a hand he lost…

No…I want no part in your foot fetish.

Years ago Ford decided to go metric. They put metric size heads on standard thread bolts.

Well, let me ask, how much do you weigh in “stone?”

I love a good 9mm!

Darth Vader’s liter is Emperor Palpatine.