Reality Check by Dave Whamond for January 16, 2021

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    eromlig  almost 4 years ago

    Suppressed noise only…

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    Superfrog  almost 4 years ago

    No swearing aloud.

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    Sue Ellen  almost 4 years ago

    In my local library, no patrons allowed inside. You can phone or e-mail requests for books and check them out through the drive through window. When you finish, you can drop them in the return box.

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    Farside99  almost 4 years ago

    No patrons allowed.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Ralph plays the straight man for the best joke in the comic.

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    whahoppened  almost 4 years ago

    It’s not a noise if you can’t hear it.

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    NRHAWK Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    My library allows visits of only 15 mins. right now, but when they are fully opened backpacks are allowed since students borrow WiFi for their studies. Now that I think about it I don’t believe I’ve ever been in any library that bans backpacks. That library must be in a high crime area.

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    Jeffin Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    I just want to put you on a shelf.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  almost 4 years ago

    Loud laughter..I can’t help my shelf.

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    Happy Tinkerbelle Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Must be early (or probably just me) but I don’t get it. Help?

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Too bad they don’t have a sign that says: No Homophones

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    the humorist formerly known as Hotshot1984 Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    No, I am not checking you out, you are way overdue.

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    zeexenon  almost 4 years ago

    This past summer, my library reminded me to renew my card and to come in to do it, then three more times after I did it. And I thought they needed a Bachelors in Library Science.

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    Rose Madder Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    I had to read it twice – to get the wordplay. lol

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