Reality Check by Dave Whamond for May 21, 2021

Lucille knows that they taste like chicken.

Today’s panel feels a little “foreign” to me.

Foreigner song: “Hot Blooded”.

I don’t want to know where that thermometer has been.

I’ve got a fever of 103!

♫ I’m soft-headed

check it and see ♪ ♫

♪ I’ve got an IQ of just twenty-three

You know, baby, I can’t do first-grade math ♫

♪ ♫ I’m soft-headed, soft-headed! ♫

This is what you get when you online date….slithering desperadoes…

Ah, but can it do more than dance?

…ah, but she can now save 15% on car insurance…

oh no he has Covid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRxRT-v-Oh0

I wrote up a bunch of tips for online dating. Number one is “don’t put in your profile how good you are in bed unless you are a professional mattress tester”.

My profile says I’m simple-minded.

Is that a thermometer,

or are you just happy to see me …?

Not only is he not hot blooded; he’s cold as ice.

i think liards are hot blooded

With a lizard you’re almost always assured of a piece of tail.

Bet he’s a “Foreigner” too.