I think it was “Joy of Cooking” where I read about the woman who made an entrance bringing the Thanksgiving turkey to the table when the turkey slipped off the platter and hit the floor. The woman quickly put the turkey back on the platter and announced she’d be right back with the other turkey.
oldpine52 about 3 years ago
Nah, he’s tame, if he were game you would need a shotgun in order to have him for dinner.
Superfrog about 3 years ago
It may get a little hot and saucy.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 3 years ago
Dave Whamond: I may have to call the pun police on you.
Imagine about 3 years ago
Gobble, gobble.
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member about 3 years ago
You’ll be the guest of honor. Everyone’s going to love you!
russef about 3 years ago
Hunter comes across naked maiden in the woods. Say the hunter, Um, erm, ahem, I’m looking for game. Say the maiden, I’m game. So he shot her.
Doug K about 3 years ago
“You can be like the centerpiece – the main attraction. Everyone there will love you.”
Lotus about 3 years ago
I shot a wild turkey once, but the bottle broke into a million pieces.
LOLBeth about 3 years ago
No, domesticated.
P51Strega about 3 years ago
What fowl plan is he hatching?
Zebrastripes about 3 years ago
The problem is I’m always game….
oldlady07 Premium Member about 3 years ago
I think it was “Joy of Cooking” where I read about the woman who made an entrance bringing the Thanksgiving turkey to the table when the turkey slipped off the platter and hit the floor. The woman quickly put the turkey back on the platter and announced she’d be right back with the other turkey.
Howard'sMyHero about 3 years ago
Turkey: “No, I’m Tom” …!
Zen-of-Zinfandel about 3 years ago
Tom thinks you’re talking about PlayStation.
cuzinron47 about 3 years ago
And make sure you’re properly dressed.