Reality Check by Dave Whamond for February 13, 2022

What, no kangaroos?

Or koalas

So this the answer to the question of “Which came first?”. If this is true, Placentals came before Marsupials. (What about the Monotremes?)

You forgot me – A Boston Terrier.

He was just going to lay there and play possum…

What, no pockets, into which, the other animals. such as snakes, can stick their hands?

You’ll see green alligators and long-necked geese.Some humpty-backed camels and some chimpanzees.Some cats and rats and elephants, but sure as you’re born.You’re never gonna see no unicorn.

(I know, out of context. This is about the ark, but once I thought of it —> ear worm. Apologies if it leaves me and goes to you.)

Tie me kangaroo down sport…

….and so it was done, but never a very popular feature. It didn’t get widespread distribution, and had a limited choice of models. In fact the opossum, was considered ugly, by most folks.

“Office Space” reference from the squirrel?

We have some leftover parts we can throw together. Webbed feet, duck bills, fur, egg laying equipment. And we can give it a funny name like Platypus.

It was the seventh day (Saturday) that He took off.

Obviously, he quit early and didn’t bother to finish working on dogs such as pugs or boxers. He should have fixed their faces. And why the heck would he make hairless cats? Or flies and mosquitoes?!

Talking kangaroos, that would be a quantum leap.

It will just have to wait until AFTER LVI …!

Hot Pockets.

We’ve ran out of some of those animals, and from my understanding he only invented two types of each, including Humans, but now we have many different types, of Humans it seems.

Looks like he’ll be working on Marsupial Monday.