Reality Check by Dave Whamond for March 29, 2022

Angus, the Scottish royal purple sea lion, is attempting to “play” one arm of an octopus, and the octopus itself, as a set of bagpipes. I’ll have whatever Dave is smoking.

Now me has seen everything.

thank goodness he wasn’t looking for a kilt

The old blowup octopus gag!

What a pin-a-head.

Although tentaclely true, Angus can pretend.

He’s a real sucker

Where’s the frier?

That’s 8 cats. An octopuss,

That’s otter nonsense.

His best rendition of “Amazing THWPPTT” though … !

(time to say grace)

Gods first attempt at making Mermaids…

No, no, no, one for the mouth another, the one with finger holes, for your hands.

T’ain’t nu’ting wrong wit…Oh, never mind!

Well, this blows…

Silly walrus. Everyone knows that the way to play bagpipes is to put a cat under your arm and chew on its tail.

This purple sea lion will soon be a black sea lion, I imagine.