Reality Check by Dave Whamond for July 21, 2022

Nothing like eating a good muffin from time to time.

At her age, Bran Muffin would do her better.

It’s always good to rise to the occasion, but stud-a-bubba is out and chocolates in!

So… Pop’n Fresh not doin’ it for ya these days, hmm? Tired of pokin’ his tummy are ya, hmm?

’Looks more like a himbo to me.

Bongo Fury

I don’t get it …

Muffin Men come in all flavors …!

Girl, you thought he was a man

But he was a muffin

He hung around till you found

That he didn’t know nuthin’

Frank Zappa

A few drinks and she’d settle for a ragamuffin.

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