Reality Check by Dave Whamond for August 24, 2022

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Sounds like the book for me. Where can I put it on hold?

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    pschearer Premium Member over 2 years ago

    I used to know an author who called her procrastination methods “tennis-shoe polishing”.

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    Imagine  over 2 years ago

    To Do List for procrastinators:

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    Doug K  over 2 years ago

    I keep wanting to do that – maybe tomorrow or next week. When I finish this other thing, that’s when I’ll do it …

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    backyardcowboy  over 2 years ago

    I"m wondering if I can get someone to read it for me….

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    The Reader Premium Member over 2 years ago

    I remember that book. I think it’s at the bottom of the sock drawer.

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    Dobie  Premium Member over 2 years ago

    I’m readin’ that book for certain… but first, I have to alphabetize the contents of my freezer, then polish up my spear fishing gear… ‘cause one o’those days, I’m gonna learn spear fishing.

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    ArtyD2 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Blank pages, but no one ever found out

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    Kaputnik  over 2 years ago

    I like to warm up for procrastination by dithering for a while. But first, a little nap.

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    Steverino Premium Member over 2 years ago

    I finally went to a procrastinator’s support group meeting. Funny, no one else showed up.

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    Bill Löhr Premium Member over 2 years ago

    So the little guy is a proprocrastinator.

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    PoodleGroomer  over 2 years ago

    Procrastinate doing income tax until doing income tax becomes a procrastination excuse.

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    Howard'sMyHero  over 2 years ago

    Ralphie’s on an amaTour to promote the book …!

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    Tired  over 2 years ago

    As a professional procrastinator (redundant I know) I haven’t even started anything on that list!

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    the lost wizard  over 2 years ago

    I borrowed this from the library. One of these days I should get around to returning it. :)

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    paranormal  over 2 years ago

    I’ve been going to start a Procrastinators Club, but I keep putting it off…

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    tiomax  over 2 years ago

    I’m so good at procrastinating I’m gonna start a Procrastinators Club…tomorrow!

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    Muzi54  over 2 years ago

    In the AF I was a Master Sergent, after I retired, I became A Master Procrastinator.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member over 2 years ago

    There’s the key to success. Do something worthwhile to keep from doing something you’d rather not do.

    Not now! I’m SAVING THE WORLD!!!

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    spaced man spliff  over 2 years ago

    Never put off till tomorrow what you can put off till next week.

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    zeexenon  over 2 years ago

    Mañana, mañana, mañana is soon enough for me….

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