Reality Check by Dave Whamond for August 29, 2022

It will make up for his lousy summer.

Hey Dave!! How about a split panel…. “Men Working” “Men NOT Working” ??

Hope she’s not referring to the Stock Market

Fortune-tellers never really explain their predictions.

You’re going to be visited by all the king’s men and all the king’s horses.

Gee, what could that mean?

She failed to properly warn him because her message got scrambled.

Joan of Arc asked for steak as her last meal.

Dumpty, I said a great fall, ya know, as in ((((((((((( SPLAT ))))))) .? Sounds like your yoke is already scrambled….

Hmmm, that joke was over easy!

Us neither, the forecast is for massive food shortages.

She should have said, ’You’ll have a great autumn.’

She always cracks me up :)

Oh, get ova it …!

The yoke’s on Humpty.

She’s not talking about your baseball team.

Who’s Carla?

Our soothie is just playing another shell game.