Reality Check by Dave Whamond for August 31, 2022

You also need to lay off the donuts, Superman.

He’s gotten a bit pudgy in his years…Time to hit the gym Man (correction ‘Superman’)

Supersmart was always the one power he doesn’t have.

Krypto currency?

My mom only invested in stocks in companies that made products she used or could relate to, and she did very well.

Now what do I do?

Yikes! Broke again! I guess he could reheat fries at McD’s. You know… the heat… vision… thing… ah, never mind!

Krypto kryptonite … mean green comic gold …!

( but easy pickin’s )

Investing in Krypto isn’t the same as investing in Kryptonite…but putting all his money into super-kibble and indestructible kennels might not have been all that productive either.

Well, in Milwaukee our cryptosporidium had about the same effect.

Is Xenonite even stronken than Kryptonite? And Radonite even more so?