Reality Check by Dave Whamond for September 12, 2022

Yes, from Horace

Yes, because Professor Keating said we could sieze the day! ;D

“Not only that. I had permission to wring the life out of it.”

Don’t see Ralph in the courtroom.

Carpet dem, or something.

Ralph skipped court today…

I’m tired of Mr. Diem and his carpe-ing criticism.

I was taught that when I sees the day, I should seize the day.

Doris Day?

No! I didn’t have permission, but I was “living in the moment!!”

Your honor, I just couldn’t help myself…the sun was out and I just wanted to take a brisk walk….

Yes. Horace gave us all permission, so there!

Why is the attorney asking the defendant a question? Can only ask the witness.

… but tomorrow is only a day away

& I just couldn’t wait …!

Hashtag me one two!!

And of all days to seize, you picked a Monday?

Monday’s just mad because everyone hates him