Reality Check by Dave Whamond for November 07, 2022

Follow the money.

It’s nice to see Jesus in the list. Praise Him!!!

Follow your nose. Follow suit.

2, 3, 6, & 7.

I will follow him wherever he may go.

Do not follow too closely and do not follow that truck into a work zone.

Love the lemming chatting with Ralph.

The bouncing ball sounds like fun!

…. Up!

(Ha! Shortest comment I’ve ever made on a comic!… ah crap, I just added to it!)

…but first….I’ll follow what SIMON SAYS!

I actually remember seeing Mitch Miller. I followed that bouncing ball!

8. Blindly follow a political party.

Umm.. that #4 about following Jesus, that water thing is really hard, wear a life vest.

Form follows function.

Been following Jesus for 46 years now. Never regretted it, and feel blessed.

The Yellow Brick Road. Wonder where the Red Brick Road went?

Climb every mountain,

Ford every stream,

Follow every rainbow,

’Till you find your dream.

What about ‘the drinking gourd?’

Don’t turn around …

something might be following you …!

Left out “Follow the Drinking Gourd” from The Third Grade Song Book. Nostalgia is a horrible thing to waste.

Jesus is my favorite fairy tale

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As a boy in the ’40s, I loved following the bouncing ball and the organ was still in front of the stage. Plus, our Japanese propaganda cartoons were not very flattering … things have changed, eh?

Roger Whittaker’s I don’t believe in if anymore yout#*e /watch?v=b8NcJtdHnLg says it pretty well.

Now if you load your rifle rightAnd if you fix your bayonet soAnd if you kill that man, my friendThe one we call the foeAnd if you do it often, ladAnd if you do it rightYou’ll be a hero overnightYou’ll save your country from her plightRemember God is always rightIf you survive to see the sightA friend now greeting foe

No you won’t believe in If anymoreIf’s an illusionIf’s an illusionNo you won’t believe in If anymoreIf is for childrenIf is for childrenBuilding daydreams

If I knew then what I know now(I thought I did you know somehow)If I could have the time againI’d take the sunshine leave the rainIf only time would trickle slowLike rain that melts the fallen snowIf only Lord if onlyIf only Lord if only

Oh I don’t believe in If anymoreIf’s an illusionIf’s an illusionNo I don’t believe in If anymoreIf is for childrenIf is for childrenBuilding daydreams

No I don’t believe in If anymoreIf’s an illusionIf’s an illusionNo I don’t believe in If anymoreIf is for childrenIf is for childrenBuilding daydreams.

Don’t follow leaders. Watch the parking meters.

I follow Him as well. Agree that He should have been first on the list.

I think this was an audience match on Match Game once: “Follow blank”

I’ll follow the sun.

and be sure to follow through…

At the draft board getting a physical: Follow the yellow (or whatever color) line.