Reality Check by Dave Whamond for March 08, 2023

Didn’t know a magic 8 ball could read thoughts.

That’s your CUE. Scratch the shot and ge the heck out of there! ;D

Ralph in the side pocket for the game.

Dave’s wife’s had him behind the 8 ball for years. (ask any husband)

Be the ball, Dave… be the ball!

This Magic 8 Ball gives answers right on cue.

“As it is written, it shall be done.”

Fortune telling 8 Balls…..

Try again later.

Eyeball in the corner pocket …!

The girls look like they go for losers though.. could be a win if you do miss.

He’s not gonna have something in his pocket, and he’s not gonna be happy to see it.

Dimwit, sidle right till you have a straight shot.

Actual Live TV Blooper:

Q: What do you find on pool tables that you find inside men’s trousers?"

Uh, you should’ve answered Pockets