Reality Check by Dave Whamond for April 01, 2023

Sorry, those coupons have expired.

Dinner for twelve and the thirteenth eats for free!

Jesus saves

His coupons never expire and can be used over and over.

This fish will feed thousands….

Bread, fish, and wine for everyone!

Funny, he doesn’t look like a 1st century Palestinian Jew.

“Holy Coupons, Batman”!

April Fish!

Alongside Easter, French children follow April Fools’ Day traditions in Spring. On 1 April, people use paper fish to play an April Fools trick. This involves sticking a paper fish onto the back of as many adults as possible. And then running away yelling, “Poisson d’Avril !” (April Fish!). Yes, you better check your back if you happen to be in France on that day!

Jesus is a slave to the almighty dollar.

Blasphemy

I hope he remembered the bottled water.

And that’s how it was really done.

(Actually, it was probably more like Stone Soup. Look it up.)

Taste and see that the Lord is good.

He only needs the

“Buy one, feed multitudes for free” coupon …!

I hope he takes St. Peter, there.

I laugh — but I’m feeling really guilty!

Buy 5000 for the price of 1.

He is the saviour of coupons…

Crude.

“Sorry, gotta run, large crowd gathering @ the river.” (Borrowed that from a greeting card).

Not funny when you’re making fun of The One Who died for your sins and wrongdoings and rose from the dead to assure you of eternal life. Find a Bible and read John 3:16-17 and John 14:6.

Now do one for Muhammad. Or are you afraid?

wow, preceded by a daily double – a clueless religious zealot and a witless bigot…