Reality Check by Dave Whamond for June 18, 2023

Not a carrot in the world

Is there a Dr. amongst them?

be whatever you wanna be, just not a spray please

Peter Pepper, he ain’t.

Captain Culpepper? From It’s A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World?

Noo, thanx! Changing my identity would cause too much bureaucratic PEPPERwork…

No, thank you. I can only digest peppers if they have been roasted and peeled, and then only in small quantities.

Saturday night, they’re all pickled peppers. In the winter, they’re chili peppers. When they die they become ghost peppers, and when their feet get sore it’s from pepper corns.

One potato, two potatoes, three potatoes, four etc. etc. etc…

I’m rooting for the carrot to just be happy being a carrot.

I don’t carrot all.

… on a steek!

Yum! Sausage and fried peppers….no carrots

Didn’t they used to do their thing at airports?

“Doctor of what, exactly?”

Dr Pepper is the friendly pepper upper and it never ever lets you down.

The Dr is in

Sgt.Pepper taught the band to play.

Literature always leaves a pepper trail.

I don’t need no Dr.

The carrot heard what the pepper said, but she doesn’t understand what the pepper meant.

10, 2, and 4 … not enough caffeine hits for me ….

Anyway, I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.

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I thought only the orange ones did this.

Happy Day to all the pepper poppers out there …!

You too can be a stuffed pepper…