Reality Check by Dave Whamond for September 02, 2023

You had the right to remain silent.

Decliner chair.

Can she do that?

More reason why to not has a pesky snooping device like that.

Oh crap!

Alexa’s gotta go!

Alexa… if you snitch me out… I’m tellin’ Bezos that you prank people with Ring® Doorbells!

Busted!

Does this sound familiar!

The old white men are loosing to the more up-to-date media users.

Heard someone on the radio YESTERDAY say they were watching tv with their kids and used the voice command to change the station … what came up on the screen was a printout of the last 7 minutes of their conversation … word for word …!

( cue the “Twilight Zone” theme )

No, Alexa cannot do that but such a woman would claim to have a verbatim recollection of conversations, even if Alexa could and contradicted her.

Ooh….don’t let MY wife know…

Uh oh…looks like the conspiracy theorists are right!!

Hmmmm…..this might be the reason to finally get one!

Looks to me like she dropped her crack.

under advice of counsel, Dave, don’t say anything else.

That’s not Dave. That’s an imposter!