Reality Check by Dave Whamond for September 03, 2023

And that’s why smart watches are a good idea.

As helpful as any other religious prescription

So why he allowed to take clothes eh.

You reside in the Cloud……

Same problem on Earth. I hate how you’re expected to authenticate yourself with THEIR rules. No alternate method is acceptable, either.

Check all the squares with traffic lights. What about pieces of traffic lights and poles spilling over to other squares, do those count ?

And then you still have to prove you are not a robot.

But you have clothes? What sense does that make?

Seems not the pearly gates, but the first circle of hell.

Sounds like my union for the wife’s benefits!!!!!!

Actually, we just need to have someone here confirm your identity.

… And … Has the debt for all your sins been paid for?

Do you know someone here who can vouch for that?

In the other world we will need our smartphones much more

It wouldn’t be heaven if phones were allowed in.

The descent begins.

The ultimate “Catch 22”.

I can recommend an alternative destination that requires no ID at all.

Actually, we were sending you there all along. If you really belonged here, we wouldn’t be pulling this 2FA nonsense.

Yahweh, Allah, Zeus, Alexa,… Yep

Isn’t heaven gonna have biometrics… or is it just all wings and hospital gowns?

Ralph is eating a heavenly piece of cloud, but Dave is at the crossroads….St Peter is giving him grief…is there anywhere we don’t have to verify who we are?

You would think this place would know! ☺️

“Chatted” with cell phone provider yesterday. Said I could not text and wondered what was wrong. She said she needed to text me a security code before she could help! They don’t even read !!!!

Two factor authorizations have doubled the fun of entry …

NOT!

Why does God need to confirm anyone’s identity? I was taught he created everybody and knows everything.

“How about your great-great-greatmother’s maiden name? She’s right here; we can check.”

OK, I’ll just go back and get it. And, while I’m there, I’ll just step out of the way of the bus.

Curse Google and his 2 factor authentication…

Fooled you — it’s actually Hell.

his phone also died so 2-factor won’t help.

going down!

Welcome to The Good Place.

“No, moron, that’s a ‘you’ problem — you and the other idiots who set up the rules.” (I do not suffer fools gladly.)