Reality Check by Dave Whamond for September 23, 2023

Shush! You fowl mouth!

Ha- at first I thought he said shushi.

Just stick around. You aint heard nutten yet

If I’m Pinocchio, I definitely do NOT want my kebabs grilled.

Mean ol’ onion is gonna make him cry.

If kabob doesn’t shush pretty soon, it’s going to be shut-up kabob.

Sheesh! You shouldn’t shush the shish!

(Try sayin’ that one, three times fast!) ㋡

Bob’s your uncle!

Good one! Also, never shush the sushi.

“Like a bolt out of the blue, fate steps in and skewers you toooooo!”

You know that we shall meat again, if your memory serves you well.

What is the brown thing? It looks really p!ssed.

He always spits when he talks.

Next, they’ll hold his feet to the fire, er foot. It’s what we Schadenfreudeists do.

What? No apologies to Disney, Dave …?

Shades of Brevity.

If it’s made with cannabis-infused ingredients, is it called a hashish-kabob?

Or, if made with dough filled with potatoes and onions, is that a knish-kabob?

I’ll sneak out, now…

If that onion’s not careful, he’s going to be skewered. Ditto Ralph.

Kabob???? Try kebab