I was making dinner and I had the 80s music channel cranked while I was chopping up a bunch of onions. They were playing some good stuff but then a Bonnie Tyler song came on Just then, my wife came walking into the kitchen. I suddenly realized what it looked like. She saw tears in my eyes as I was listening to “Total Eclipse of the Heart”. She turned around, giggling, with me exclaiming in a shrill Seinfeld voice “NO! IT WAS THE ONIONS! … THE ONIIIIIONS!!”
I was making dinner and I had the 80s music channel cranked while I was chopping up a bunch of onions. They were playing some good stuff but then a Bonnie Tyler song came on Just then, my wife came walking into the kitchen. I suddenly realized what it looked like. She saw tears in my eyes as I was listening to “Total Eclipse of the Heart”. She turned around, giggling, with me exclaiming in a shrill Seinfeld voice “NO! IT WAS THE ONIONS! … THE ONIIIIIONS!!”