Reality Check by Dave Whamond for May 09, 2024

His lawyer looks like Sammy Davis Jr.

Those pants are straight out of Ballard Street

O.J. Simpleton.

What was the punishment?

If the clothes don’t match, you must dispatch.

10 years in the slammer for a pastel yellow polo after Easter!!

Jackie Chiles!

Those pants are definitely tacky!

Dude… your fly is open!

This seams a little off.

He was lax in his choice of slacks.

Indecent exposure, for the guilt slam!

5. Teenaged daughter to tell him how bad they look4. Matching jail cell3. A Reality Show…oh, that would be OUR punishment2. Matching Wedgie1. A mirror

Here, try on these suspenders ….

O.J. No-way stretch plaids

Thank you Ralph, I won’t ask! LOL

Judge Ito says “Ono, not again” …!

( ok … it’s a stretchhhh )

Sometimes I wish the fashion police would do a better job with enforcement. I saw someone wearing a plaid suit with a plaid shirt and a plaid tie. I wanted to bleach my eyeballs to get rid of that vision.

looks like he’s ready to go golfing