Reality Check by Dave Whamond for June 10, 2024

Charcuterie calling.

Spam calls

Are you trying to sell a load of bologna?

Bunch of baloney

do they have to meat a quota?

I never sausage a mess of baloney. Contact the head cheese.

Phony baloney.

Wendy… Arby… phone call!

The Colonel wants to talk to you!

The call center was never the same after Clara Peller left.

The Oscar Mayer call center?

Love it.

Are they promoting Arby’s?

meat week in heathcliff is over

Customer: “I hope he’ll capocollos back, I’m sure he has mortadellas.”

Latest slogan – America runs on meat. (Sorry Dunkin Donuts).

Leave the gun; take the pastrami…

Hates his job, no matter how you slice it. :)

The guy on the right is enthusiastic about his job; he’s a real hot dog.

But one week he accidentally backed into the sausage grinder and got a little behind in his work.

Ha! Especially annoying when they call at nitrate.

Deli-Marketers making cold-cut calls … priceless …⁉️

( a well earned in[terror]bang, Sir Dave )

He who puts unopened spam in the freezer is typical of our politicians … bursting with care-less-ness.