Reality Check by Dave Whamond for July 22, 2024

I can understand why they might not need fire hydrants in Heaven, but there should be plenty of trees!

No. Not all. Not the ones that attacks and kills helpless childrens and hapless peoples.

Give the dog his wings. The he can go over the gates whenever he needs to.

he wants to go out and dig holes in the clouds…

Hmmm… no doggie doors in heaven! Interesting!

And dog spelled backwards is….

If dogs go to heaven, I feel pretty sure that if they had to go, they would not have to go out.

Cats go there 9 times.

Who’s a Good Doog …?

You sure you’re not really talking about a cat?

People are on cloud nine, dogs are on cloud canine.

and his droppings go where???

Come on, Ralph. Surely you have something to say … for example, it’s a catlike dog.

Yellow rain?

Heaven isn’t heaven without dog doors.