… and while the comic is still funny … while on earth as a man, Jesus emptied Himself of some of His omnipotence and omniscience, He still, as God, would not panic (He slept in the boat while disciples panicked about the storm on the Sea of Galilee.).
Not very funny, considering the fact that Jesus is all-knowing. Now if it was Budda or Mohammed or Plato, it might be more humorous. But I guess picking of Christians is just easier, right?
“♫ I don’t if it rains or freezes/Just I got my plastic Jesus/Sittin’ on the dashboard of my car/He won’t slip and he won’t slide/Because his a$$ is magnetized/Sittin’ on the dashboard of my car ♪”
The Goldcoast Singers, and covered by many others.
Aussie65 about 2 months ago
Should be OMF ? “Oh, My Father”
Zykoic about 2 months ago
That would be an interesting story. Set the birth of Christ in the 21st century. The tough part may be finding a virgin.
rob.home about 2 months ago
I have the same problem, but couldn’t handle one anyway.
rob.home about 2 months ago
Incidentically, what’s a virgin?
Doug K about 2 months ago
Funny. But in reality, Jesus should not be your co-pilot, …
… Jesus should be the your pilot (the pilot of your life).
Doug K about 2 months ago
… and while the comic is still funny … while on earth as a man, Jesus emptied Himself of some of His omnipotence and omniscience, He still, as God, would not panic (He slept in the boat while disciples panicked about the storm on the Sea of Galilee.).
Dobie Premium Member about 2 months ago
Okay… we’re flying! That’s new…
… but can you walk on water?!
pat sandy creator about 2 months ago
Jesus rides beside me…He never buys any smokes…
I was FRAMED!!!!!! about 2 months ago
I would wonder what was in the coffee, for me to be having these DELUSIONS.
ladykat about 2 months ago
Sit down and fasten your seatbelt, JC
ComicLover2 Premium Member about 2 months ago
Not very funny, considering the fact that Jesus is all-knowing. Now if it was Budda or Mohammed or Plato, it might be more humorous. But I guess picking of Christians is just easier, right?
Alberta Oil Premium Member about 2 months ago
That’s the thing about “heaven”, how do you explain current events to the likes of Moses, Noah or even your granny.
RPS11 about 2 months ago
If man were meant to fly the government would make you buy a license!
Howard'sMyHero about 2 months ago
Look out below …!
slyons76 Premium Member about 2 months ago
Yeah, not funny!
zeexenon about 2 months ago
Beats crucifixion warm-up scourgings, but not by much nowadays.
The Tooninator creator about 2 months ago
Heck, I’m the same way!
mistercatworks about 2 months ago
1. We’re pretty sure Jesus was not particularly afraid of dying.
2. He probably would have been privately appalled by failure to use the subjunctive case. However, he would never have mentioned it.
:)
Frank Burns Eats Worms about 2 months ago
“ What a messiah’ve made in my pants.”
Stat_man99 about 2 months ago
Blasphemy. Pure blasphemy.
Cozmik Cowboy about 2 months ago
“♫ I don’t if it rains or freezes/Just I got my plastic Jesus/Sittin’ on the dashboard of my car/He won’t slip and he won’t slide/Because his a$$ is magnetized/Sittin’ on the dashboard of my car ♪”
The Goldcoast Singers, and covered by many others.
rforeman about 2 months ago
If Jesus is your co-pilot, you should trade seats.
cracker65 about 2 months ago
HAHAHAHA
JPuzzleWhiz about 2 months ago
The common phrasing is actually “God is my co-pilot…”