Reality Check by Dave Whamond for July 28, 2024

Just as H. G. Wells predicted, aliens would not survive going viral.

Not worries. Giorgio on his way to interviews you.

And everyone will be the first to bring this big news to the world….

More people would’ve been there, but they were taking pictures of their food in a restaurant to post on their FaceSpace page.

Just lookin’ at this internet video of aliens landing on Earth.

“Take me to your iPhone!”

I suppose the aliens are illegal.

There’d be more selfies than ever before….just saying….

Beam me up scottie. I type this from my cell phone. LOL.

Way to “draw a crowd” Dave …!

“ So long. Hope you’ve Android your stay.”

How about before the invention of camera?

Say Gliese.

E.T. phones home.

what a bunch of phonies!

they’re all posting the landing on Instagram…

What makes you think the tech would keep working?

I love Ralph! He’s always adds the best lines. He’s like the cherry on top of ice cream.❤️

Better to have phone cameras than tanks. That’s what they do in the movies. Surely it wouldn’t happen in real life. gg

In the past, they wouldn’t have been using phones, but they would be crowding in with flash cameras.

Are you kidding me? We could have Godzilla-sized aliens with three heads and long tails land, have lunch, do a little shopping and take a swim before heading home and NOBODY IN THIS PHONE OBSESSED COUNTRY WOULD BE ANY THE WISER.