Reality Check by Dave Whamond for August 07, 2024

He can’t weight to bulk up.

And he seemed so flat this morning.

He’s a 220 athlete in a 110 watts world!

Good one, Ralph.

Is it Apple juice?

Juice? Me thoughts watery liquids bad for electronic items.

It’s AC, Bob, he could me defecating.

They all need power/juice. The all have to get it from somewhere.

They all juice or are juiced in some way.

He’s getting a charge out of it.

Well D’uh! Where do you think the term “electrolytes” came from!?

CHARGE!

Funny looking enema.

Well I’ll be dimmed …!

( assault & new battery )

Nah, steroids work better !

Disturbing how that power cable’s attached.

And then there was the smartphone made out of sponge material. He was a shock absorber.

I’ll see myself out…

Hunnert percent!

He just needed to find an outlet for all that energy.