Reality Check by Dave Whamond for September 02, 2024

Some touches are a bit creepy.

But, sinister is the better way to rub.

Okay. How about just one wish? And I wish I’d rubbed you the other way. The good way that gets me three wishes!

Ask one of the other 39 thieves, Ralph.

You just had to does that did you not, genieus.

Looks like he was trying to rub one out.

rub flub…

Ssssshhhh! I think there’s something in that teakettle!

Perchance to wish: Ay, there’s the rub (apologies to Shakespeare)

Well you certainly have to rub it the right way to get the wrinkles out of it and make it spit.

Mostly – I don’t like your attitude.

Rubbing a lamp? What a stroke of genie-us!

I guess he never heard genie in a bottle by Christina Aguilera.

Don’t rub it in.

Another Teapot Dome Scandal …?

( aye for an aye )

As egocentric people usually do to me. Flight? No way!

Ba-da-BOOM!

Apply Vaseline?

Genie Union day off.

Gee!, a meanie Genie!

But do you know? Jason we wished to not see your comments and it worked.