Reality Check by Dave Whamond for September 25, 2024

Did you check it’s battery hens?

Your cockadoodle is missing a doodle or two.

Poppycock a doodle day

Too many hens then?

Sounds like it’s time for chicken dinner and a new rooster

Are you sure you set it properly?

That cow looks skeptical and ticked off.

Between the two of them, if it isn’t one thing, it’s always an udder thing.

“That’s a crock of ….. well anyways, don’t do it again!”

Oh, he’s gonna milk that old excuse again.

cockadoodle didn’t…

But the dang goat went off about this and that and one thing or another and wouldn’t shut up!!!!

Well…if you hadn’t had him for dinner last night.

He forgot to charge his watch.

Looks like Ralph slept in too.

Roosters do not actually crow at daybreak; they crow all the time.

He forgot to set his alarm c0ck.

Spring chicken forward, Fall down on the job …!

( it’s a farmer’s life for he )

Hate it when that happens, need to get ya one of those Smart Roosters ! ;-)

Better take him to a good cοck Vet.

Did you forget to set him?