How about the lit candle stuck inside you?
You could go ‘busking’ as a fire eater.
Eating pumpkin spice? Yeah, you look like a cannibal.
he needs a pumpkin spice breath mint…
Old pumpkins with flames coming out of the mouth? Well, you know what is said about old pumpkins. Old pumpkins are orange on the outside, rotting on the inside, and we throw them out in early November.
Apple Cideryanide!
The bottle says “Handle With Carve.”
Love the orange squirrel!
It’s the cinammon.
Up north Wisconsinites like to mix it in their Korbel brandy Manhattans.
Are you happy, are you satisfied?
How long can you stand the heat?
Out of the doorway the spice jokes rip
To the sound of the beat, look out
Another pumpkin joke bites the dust
Another pumpkin joke bites the dust …!
( the Queen has spoken )
Day by Dave
Dave Whamond
April 10, 2015
May 31, 2017
silberdistel about 23 hours ago
How about the lit candle stuck inside you?
nancyb creator about 22 hours ago
You could go ‘busking’ as a fire eater.
Dobber Premium Member about 21 hours ago
Eating pumpkin spice? Yeah, you look like a cannibal.
pat sandy creator about 20 hours ago
he needs a pumpkin spice breath mint…
ComicLover2 Premium Member about 19 hours ago
Old pumpkins with flames coming out of the mouth? Well, you know what is said about old pumpkins. Old pumpkins are orange on the outside, rotting on the inside, and we throw them out in early November.
Dobie Premium Member about 18 hours ago
Apple Cideryanide!
Zen-of-Zinfandel about 17 hours ago
The bottle says “Handle With Carve.”
darcyandsimon about 17 hours ago
Love the orange squirrel!
mistercatworks about 17 hours ago
It’s the cinammon.
zeexenon about 16 hours ago
Up north Wisconsinites like to mix it in their Korbel brandy Manhattans.
Howard'sMyHero about 16 hours ago
Are you happy, are you satisfied?
How long can you stand the heat?
Out of the doorway the spice jokes rip
To the sound of the beat, look out
Another pumpkin joke bites the dust
Another pumpkin joke bites the dust …!
( the Queen has spoken )