Reality Check by Dave Whamond for November 09, 2024

On steer roids!

But can she do a Salcow over it?

Cowlympics! How aMOOsing!

Do not try that when Uranus is in retrograde!

I give her two silver spoons!!

I’d never considered that the cow might use the Fosbury Flop to clear the moon!

Okay … she’s cleared the crescent moon …

Can she clear a quarter of half moon?

If she tried the full moon I think it would be an udder failure.

Nice jump!

i’d say that’s a 10…

Cow athletes, a very unique moovement.

With a full sack…

Hey, I give it 2 Diddles …!

A lot of low hanging fruit here, so I’ll leave it teatering.

She’s gonna leave Fosbury cow flop everywhere.

Bessie needs milking.

cant believe this has been up for 11 hrs and no one has mentioned that you cant jump thru the unilluminated part of the moon

practice makes perfect

A full moon is too easy; all you need is an a$$.

whoa! I’m thinkin’ she needs to be milked really soon!

If you want her to jump a full moon, drop your pants.

Udderly ridiculous.

And the dish ran away with the spoon, Hey diddle diddle folks ! ;-)